#1.You Are too drunk
You’re too drunk to take the subway home… you should just stay over.”
(As you innocently hide his wallet so he can’t grab a cab either. No. I’ve never done this. I swear.)
You’re too drunk to take the subway home… you should just stay over.”
(As you innocently hide his wallet so he can’t grab a cab either. No. I’ve never done this. I swear.)
#2. AM AFRAID
“I feel really uncomfortable walking home by myself? Walk me home, please?”
“I feel really uncomfortable walking home by myself? Walk me home, please?”
#3. I LOVE YOU
“I am deeply in love with you, and hoping we will reconcile in the afterglow of this s* xual encounter.”
“I am deeply in love with you, and hoping we will reconcile in the afterglow of this s* xual encounter.”
#4. I NO LONGER LOVE YOU
“I’m totally over you now, so it’s absolutely fine if we have s* x.”
“I’m totally over you now, so it’s absolutely fine if we have s* x.”
#5. LETS CUD DLE
“Come over and we’ll just cud dle. Adults can just cud dle and it won’t go any further.
“Come over and we’ll just cud dle. Adults can just cud dle and it won’t go any further.
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